fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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The awkward moment when you’re licking your lips because they’re dry but someone takes it the wrong way

kattygirls:

You:

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Them:

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katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

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drunktrophywife:

do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay

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drugsareradmkay:

she’s so gross now

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drugsareradmkay:

she’s so gross now

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This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

laugh-addict:

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autocrate:

rnackenzie:

why do they make things hard for me to open i feel like a caveman

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mishaoverlord:

pretzelcoatlus:

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

danyul-and-filup:

princess-hardy:

what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.

well fuck

#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance

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